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MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !!


A couple had only been married for two
weeks and the husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"
asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,"
he answered. "I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my
love?" She opened the door of the refrigerator and
showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan ,
India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do,
and the only thing that he could think of saying
was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You
know... they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You
want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
"Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those
hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie
Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes
of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you
know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT... SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT
THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS
ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR...THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT
IT, JACKASS?"

And...they lived happily ever after.